Robotman’s Energy Exchange

Session 5

by Rob Arteman

Goofenoff: Continuing…

Robotman: Greetings Professor! I’d like to talk with you some more regarding your intent in sharing information with us.

Goofenoff: Very well. There are many sources of information available to you presently, with the intent of offering support for the objectification of your shift in consciousness. We offer our sharing to you in alignment with this intent but from a slightly different perspective.

We have chosen to share the information with you with the intent of reaching levels of doofus-ism beyond anything ever conceived throughout all of your history, so to speak. To put it more succinctly, our intent is to tickle the shift out of you!

Robotman: Wow! I’m quite ticklish, so I could end up shifting all over myself!

Goofenoff: Most probable!

Robotman: So what if I have a serious question?

Goofenoff: Take the first two words of your question with 8 ounces of water, and don’t bother calling us in the morning! The expression, “So What!” can be your answer to every so called serious question!

Offer an example!

Robotman: Okay, I’m trimming my nose hairs and my hand slips. The trimmer goes into my eye and pops it out of the socket!

Goofenoff: So What! See how easy that is?

Robotman: Uhhhh… Not really!

Goofenoff: Wimp!

Okay, start by examining what benefits might result from this experience.

You could notice a loose shoelace that could have resulted in your stumbling, in addition to your regular face to floor explorations, and having an experience of harmfulness to yourself! Or more likely, the damage to whatever that wrecking ball between your shoulders comes in contact with!

No more walking around with your zipper down!

Watch your own lips form the meaningless tripe that you normally express!

We are understanding that experiences which are deemed important are the ones which come to mind when you consider the expression, “So What!” Therefore, it is unlikely that you would happily choose to express, “So What!” during great traumatic expressions!

Therefore you may alter the expression to “So What ARE the choices that I can perceive of presently?” Are you able to think of many choices that are available to you regarding the example expression you have just offered?

Robotman: I’m kinda blank right now!

Goofenoff: Really?… No kidding! (Laughs!)

We are understanding that you do experience difficulty within certain processes of thought. Or more accurately, the process of actually forming your own thought.

Presently, you have not actually drawn enough energy to you for the formation of an actual thought. But we can share with you that all of your other focuses are sharing their energy with you in support of the remote possibility of such a ground breaking event, should it occur!

While you may be somewhat overwhelmed and potentially fearful of the experience, within your present expressed energy, the thought generated would be similar in grandeur to that of a staple! Where the potential for pulling many discrete items together in an organized manner exists, it just gets jammed up in the mechanism!

Very well then, we shall offer you some examples!

You could choose to attempt to reinsert the eye back into its socket… You could choose to ignore it. You could choose to seek help from others! Seeing, with your one good eye, what you have just done, you may choose to soil your trousers! You could choose to run through your dwelling, panic stricken, and notice that you are also able to see where you are running from, as easily as where you are running to, simultaneously!

You could choose to go shopping for customized sunglasses or finally achieve success in using eye drops!

Robotman: I didn’t realize I’d have all of those choices! I could finally understand what people are referring to when they say they aren’t able to see eye to eye! Or the phrase, “Look me in the eye and say that, turd biscuit!” Truth is, I still don’t know why mom said that to me! However, I’ve always known that I wasn’t her favorite after overhearing her tell friends that after meeting me, the pope would be pro abortion!

Goofenoff: Correct!

Robotman: So, the term “So What!” is suppose to help in directing my attention away from just reacting to what I’m creating to allow a greater chance of seeing my choices, correct?

Goofenoff: You are correct, and to help disconnect your automatic pilot responses. By intervening with their automatic actions, most individuals allow for a greater ease in seeing more choices. As for you in this situation, you could use your dangling eye to tell you that your dandruff shampoo isn’t working!

You may ask one more question before we terminate our session today.

Robotman: Okay… what is a seven letter word for curing frustration?

Goofenoff: CLICK !

Robotman: Hmm… he hung up! Oh wait… hung up is seven letters! But, what does that have to do with separation from a frustrating element? I’ll have to remember to ask next time!