Robotman's Energy Exchange

Robotman’s Energy Exchange

Session 2

by Rob Arteman

Goofenoff: You have questions?

Robotman: Yes, hello again professor!
I have a VERY close friend named Marsandra Kanovich, (note: names have been changed to protect the innocent!) that has a question regarding some channeled material providing future predictions for the July 21st and July 22nd of 2009. The prediction was that we would receive some type of radically new technology. Are you aware of this?

Goofenoff: We shall first address a slight distortion regarding your impression of the relationship you are connecting with this other individual. What you are actually connecting with is a strong influence from a focus you share with this individual within another dimension.

Your focus in that dimension and the strong sense of attraction you are experiencing could be loosely translated in this dimension as the gum stuck to the bottom of her shoe! Therefore the attraction you are experiencing is not how this individual experiences it. While these are her favorite shoes, she would choose to burn them rather then any possible contact with your focus in attempting to remove you from them!

Are you understanding?

Robotman: Yeah… So what you’re saying is that she doesn’t really like my focus in that dimension, correct?

Goofenoff: Somewhat grossly understated, but correct!

Now, in addressing to her question regarding this particular energy exchange and the predictions offered I’ll address this next.

The information offered by the essence through this individual is somewhat distorted by the beliefs of the individual. The beliefs of this individual are distorting the original message because of this individual’s attempt in tricking the essence into providing investment tips.

The distortions specific to the July 21st time frame are strongly influenced by the ending of two year interest free financing program! And the influence associated to the following day is for an alimony payment coming due!

Robotman: So, I guess I’m a little confused…

Goofenoff: No, REALLLY?

Robotman: Yes! Well, I’ve watched the video many times and it sounds like he’s saying that we are a technology dump site for other dimensions, is that correct?

Goofenoff: Correct! These technologies are far beyond your present capabilities, however you provide a service to these other cultures in offering a type of inter-dimensional warehousing! Or more accurately expressed, as a type of belly button gathering lint technologies.

However, we shall offer our own prediction for you. When you are able to achieve a vibrational match, which would allow this technology to become functional, the warranties will have expired!

Robotman: I have been experiencing greater difficulty in concentrating lately. My reality almost seems to be less solid and real!

Goofenoff: You, like many other individuals, are experiencing, in your objectifying of the higher vibrational qualities of the energy associated with this shift, a type of lightness. The increased intensity and vibration are affecting in how you project your perception. This has the effect of making your reality seem thinner, less heavy and not as solid.

Also more specifically to you, you are also experiencing greater influence from the synaptic activity of your imbecells creating a near perfect vacuum in your skull. While this may result in some reduction of your big honkin’ schnoz, it may, eventually, form into a black hole within your melon!

I’m getting pretty good odds presently that your forehead will cave in before 2012.

You are also experiencing greater influence from all of your other 837 focuses, presently, in this physical dimension. Of which all are blonde!

Robotman: Wow! You mean Hoodspank my antenna ball focus and my whale focus, Flushed, are blonde too?

Goofenoff: Which part of ALL are you having difficulty understanding?

Robotman: Okay then! I’d like to get a focus validation from you if I may?

Goofenoff: (Psssst… guys! Gather round! This aught to be rich!)

Very well, you may proceed!

Robotman: Do I have a super hero focus in the 23rd century named Buck?

Goofenoff: (Didn’t I tell you guys? Hahahaha… I can’t take it, he’s killing me… hahaha… click!)

Well, he hung up. So I’m guessing he’ll get back to me after he has time to look it up, download it or whatever!