Robotman’s
Energy Exchange

by Rob Arteman

I‘ve recently discovered that the articles that I’ve submitted to Wisp are part of an energy exchange that I was not objectively aware of.

It seems that when I quiet my thinking process looking for inspirational material, I am also opening, or actually allowing for, a potential energy exchange.

I started as I usually do in preparing myself, and my immediate environment, for the mind quieting process in search of inspirational material. This includes some towels for the excessive drooling and popcorn in case it gets really interesting.

At the completion of the saturation of the first towel, I decided I’d ask for some identification of the entity which has been so helpful for inspiring me previously.

The response was “You may refer to me as Goofenoff!”

I asked how he chose me for the energy exchange and while he did respond, I didn’t fully understand the complete message. I recall something in the last part about “drawing the short straw!”

At this point the dialog was much more clear and continued as follows:

Goofenoff: You may refer to me as professor, if you are choosing to do so, as this is most closely related to a similar expression within your dimension. However, I do not teach, but then in actuality, neither do YOUR professors. But much like many of your professors, I hit on my younger female students and tap kegs at frat parties!

Me: Okay Professor, I’d like to ask you what your intent is?

Goofenoff:  We choose to support your shift in consciousness through the sharing of what you may refer to as dumbness!  
We intend this to be helpful in lessoning of trauma and promoting a thinning of veils allowing for an ease within inter-dimensional peeping and less effort in accessing your YouTube!

Me: Excellent! Can you provide me with my essence name?

Goofenoff: Accessing! Dope, and I shall offer a spelling M-O-R-O-N!

Me: Thank you! Can you offer any information that could be helpful to us presently?

Goofenoff: Very well, we would suggest that you view more closely your science fiction. In particular, your expression known as the Matrix. In this, your physical expression was referred, most accurately, as a battery. One that has a potential of tremendous energy. The only thing which stops this tremendous energy from creating exactly what you want is because of your shorts!

Me: So what you’re saying is that if we were taller…

Goofenoff: I shall offer more explanation to you Moron.

You tend to short out your energy in your attempts to force energy in your wanting to bend it by your objective will. So we say to you with much affection, “knock that crap off!”

Me: Understood! How about our present discord regarding our financial situations?

Goofenoff: We find this to be quite humorous as this area is the simplest area to remove your shorts! Stop buying them and go commando! Also releasing your Charlie Brown on blue-ray can be most beneficial. As this could also help in addressing to your terrorists. This is due to the displaying of greater acceptance of difference as the snoopy is an essence fleck of a leader for that exploration.

We would also benefit from this as we are very fond of the little red-haired girl!

We will allow one more question as our patience is thinning much like the veils within your dimension!

Me: Do you have any information for us regarding the year 2012?

Goofenoff: Yes, the individuals that have tapped into that potential energy, are in your terms, dyslexic! It was 1220 and has since passed, so move on!

Very well, we thank you for allowing blah, blah, blah! Click!

Well, I guess he hung up. So I’ll see if he’ll be offering anymore inspiration to me in the, so called, future!